What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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