I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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