Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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