Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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