Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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