if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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