I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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