I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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