no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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