I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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