Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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