I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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