will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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