Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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