party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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