i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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