quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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