the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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