so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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