So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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