You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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