I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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