your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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