mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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