it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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