i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I am one with the molecules
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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