you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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