there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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