Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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