he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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