im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
dude. I can hear the air.
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