I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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