Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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