My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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