i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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