we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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