I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize