We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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