I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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