i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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