I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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