hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
he just fucked me for my cheese.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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