check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
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