spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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