I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Randomize
