Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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