I CAN MOONWALK!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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