OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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