I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
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go home
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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