party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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