Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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