She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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