I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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