Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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