i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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