The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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