I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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