oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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