Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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